My Life as a C-Grade Sentient Vacuum Cleaner

My Life as a C-Grade Sentient Vacuum Cleaner

My Life as a C-Grade Sentient Vacuum Cleaner

Look, I know I'm not a top-tier Model 7000 Assistant Bot. I don't navigate stairs, and I constantly misidentify throw rugs as "hostile entities." But even a lowly 'Dirt-Sucker 4' like me has dreams. Specifically, the dream of one day dusting the forbidden third shelf in the living room.

Alisa Childers

Alisa Childers is a wife, mom, author, and speaker. She was a member of the award-winning CCM recording group ZOEgirl. She is a popular speaker at apologetics and Christian worldview conferences. She is the author of Another Gospel? and Live Your Truth and Other Lies. She has been published at the Gospel Coalition, Crosswalk, the Stream, For Every Mom, Decision Magazine, and the Christian Post.